Cheese

Posted by Richard on | February 12, 2006

White trousers?

I had a snack of grilled cheese on toast today but unfortunately the vintage tasty I employed left the most horrible excretion all over the grill, plate and through the bread. Now I’ve got that crappy, culinary equivalent to coconut tanning oil feeling and when I puckered up for a drink I noticed some kind of faint old dairy aroma on my top lip.