Fuck you and your H2
Posted by Ben on | February 20, 2006
I am a cyclist so for obvious reasons I really dislike 4WDs.
I appreciate that some 4WD owners need their 4WD but the reality is that most 4WD owners simply want their 4WD. Why? Because they are selfish and consider their needs and rights more important than yours or mine.
Now clearly I am over simplifying things here but I don’t care. Naomi Robson over simplifies stuff all the time.
I digress.
As with widescreen TVs, Telstra shares, Delfin developments or really, really fat people, the proliferation of 4WDs on our roads is a fitting symbol of what is fucked about Australia.
That is why I enjoy Fuck you and your H2.
The H2 is a gas guzzler. Because it has a gross vehicle weight rating over 8500 lbs, the US government does not require it to meet federal fuel efficiency regulations… So while our brothers and sisters are off in the Middle East risking their lives to secure America’s fossil fuel future, H2 drivers are pissing away our “spoils of victory” during each trip to the grocery store.
Up yours 4WD owners and stop eating so many cookies!
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