Paris grows up
Posted by Melissa on | June 6, 2007
I generally don’t like to add to the hysterical publicity machine that surrounds Miss Princess Hilton, but feel compelled to share her latest wisdom with you.
You are no doubt aware that Miss Piggy recently suffered a memory lapse two or three times when forgot she wasn’t meant to drink and drive. And then that she wasn’t meant to drive without a licence. And then that she’d been warned once already about driving without a licence, like.
This week she stepped out of the limelight and off the red carpet to do her time in detention for her bad memory and left us with proof of her maturation:
“In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make.”
An inspiring new role model is born.
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June 6th, 2007 @ 8:09 pm
Nietzsche, Weber, Foucault, Onfray, Hilton.
Like OMG LOLz!!!
June 7th, 2007 @ 9:43 pm
That’s up there with our Elle “I only read books that I wrote myself” McP.